Face-to-goat face

“Hey my brotha man! Wassup? I see you got hooked up with a pro-fession-allity camera so you’re at the right spot, believe me! What’s that, a Canon? A Nikon, huh? Damn, I’m soooooooo sorrrrrrrrrryyyyy! But see these ears? No ‘sale and slaughter’ suckers in this cell! And when I blow this cracker stand for the BIGTIME, you’ll wanna say you knew me when I was just a goat without a goatee! Hehehe! Know that Mr. Ed guy all those years ago? Fake to the fetlocks with that, ‘Wiiiiiiber!!!’ crud! Boy couldn’t speak a LICK of English! But listen to me, bro! Am I talkin’ or what? I mean, can you feel me??? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about! When I get my agent on the horn, I’ll be ready to lock and load on my rap development deal with Mootown Records. Wanna hang wit the Big Dogs? Ha!

OK, I see you gotta jet. Thanks for the chat and watch for me in the news. It won’t be with some silly voice-over mess straight from the horse’s mouth, see?

(That freakin’ Mr Ed! I KNOW he be a halfass nitwit!!)”

BTW, These goats were behind a blue sunshield so ALL of them had this bizarre blue colour cast I couldn’t get rid of without turning everything monochromatic. Bummer.

Kindly featured in Funny Kritters. :-)